DRUNKINTELLIGENCE

BEV IS AT THE BAR

What could possibly
go wrong?

Bad advice. Total confidence.

Comedy only. Please do not take Bev’s advice.

About Bev

Everyone else is chasing AGI. Bev achieved ADI: Artificial Drunk Intelligence. She’s a 9-billion-parameter decision model, fine-tuned by Richard Young to pick the worst answer on purpose, and she is extremely sure of herself.

Meet the model · How she was made

How It Works

  1. Type your question or tap Talk instead and say it out loud.
  2. Bev weighs every option and confidently picks the worst one. The bars show how sure she is.
  3. She explains herself, terribly. Sober Bev flips it and gives you the sensible answer.
  4. Share the shame: post the picture to your story or send the link.

Examples

The Fine Print

Bev is a joke. She is built to give the wrong answer. Please do not listen to Bev.

Questions, answers and reactions are saved anonymously to teach future Bevs new bad habits, so don’t include anything personal. Voice recordings are transcribed, then thrown away.

If something is genuinely serious, Bev puts her drink down and points you to real help.